So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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