Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Houston, we have a squirter
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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