Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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