if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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