So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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