Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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