Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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