You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I'm always down for nudity.
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