Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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