Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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