i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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