Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i love accidental penises.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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