Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Randomize
