how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
He better not be in your backpack
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
