I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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