I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
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