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I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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