Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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