The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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