problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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