Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
