With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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