There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
