4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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