I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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