Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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