so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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