i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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