Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Drunk is not a location!
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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