I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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