At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
Randomize
