I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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