im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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