Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
My vagina is very pro this idea
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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