I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
The power of my boobs compel you
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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