How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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