suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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