I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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