I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Randomize
