Dual....:-)
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Rumble strips road head = magical
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
