I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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