I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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