p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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