he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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