last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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