i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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