im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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