You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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