There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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