So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
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