shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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