i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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