...so i touched it.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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