do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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