she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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