Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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