Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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